February 2000,
Cambridge

Martin Bell, former BBC Warmonger and famous bullet-catcher, recently became an independent MP for Tatton in order to campaign against the sleazy dealings of MPs such as Neil Hamilton, who was famously hanged in 1996 for accepting envelopes stuffed with warm dubbin from Mohammed Al Fayed.

However, as Bell trudges through the corridors of the Houses of Parliament, bystanders have heard strange squelching noises emanating from his "Hopkirk Deceased" white suit, and an oily stench invariably surrounds him. This shocking photograph shows how pervasive the dubbin sleaze really is.