Former Chancellor of the Exchequor and Olympic pole-vaulter, Ken Clarke is perhaps more famous for his suede Hush Puppies shoes. "But you can't use dubbin on suede! What does he do with it?" you cry.

Simple - Ken eats all the dubbin he can get his hands on. During his many Budget speeches, Ken did not once raise the level of dubbin tax, and was seen taking big swigs from a glass of molten dubbin.