Famous for his ridiculous clothes, silly monocle and walking stick and arrogant half-baked philosophy, few people know that, as recently as 1995, Chris Eubank used to be a monk. He was a member of a secretive monastery based in Birmingham, dedicated to the silent worship of Dubbin.

It was this combination of silence and Dubbin inhalation which gave Chris his ludicrous, fake voice. Nowadays, he is a part time boxer and figure of ridicule. As shown here, he has no teeth.