October 1997,
Cambridge

Former Wimbledon and Aston Villa footballer, presenter of Gladiators and recently acquitted of match-fixing, John Fashanu owes his success to dubbin. He spreads it thickly on his inner thighs to create a pleasurable sensation which makes him really nice and friendly.

Although he doesn't take money for rigging football matches, John is more than happy to be bribed with dubbin, as snapped here, in exchange for quick glimpses of his unusual genitals. John also claims that his excessive height is due to the laxative properties of Black dubbin.