The DUBBINternet

eric hall

October 1997,
Cambridge

Eric Hall, a decidedly D list celebrity, is a vociferous cockney football promoter whose main claim to fame is saying "Monster!" a lot.

 

His wife Pamela is made of dubbin and all his teeth consist of frozen dubbin nuggets. The silver things in his pocket are not cigar tubes but mercury-coated Dubbin suppositories.

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