January 2001,
Cambridge

An erstwhile children's television presenter, Gail Porter is perhaps most famous for the fact that FHM once projected her giant buttocks onto Big Ben.

Since then, the diminutive yet feisty Celtic sex-pup has become so well-recognised that she cannot go out in public unless she hides the lower 56 per cent of her face using a can of cosmetic dubbin.

Gail's plans for the future include having her actual arse - not just an image - projected onto the surface of the moon.