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Dubbin is a healthy and nutritious snack, rich in folic acid, which is essential for water polo. Warning: do not try this at home. Go to a dubbin restaurant or bistro. | 
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| Dubbin is rather useful for apprehending dubbin thieves. This cheeky sod was scuppered by a tin of neutral dubbin whilst attempting to steal a tin of Black. | 
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| Troubled by badgers? Neutral dubbin is ideal as a badger repellant. This giant can, photographed from space, has cleared an entire purple continent of its irksome monochrome pests. | 
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| Dubbin is an aphrodisiac and a powerful hallucinogenic rave drug. The relative effects of the two properties are highly variable, which adds to its appeal to the young. | 
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| And still in the experimental stage, research is currently in progress to investigate the use of dubbin as a treatment for leather. The boot, above, was as rank as a row of taxis until it was transformed into an elegant evening shoe, below, by the application of a small amount of black dubbin. |  
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