September 2000,
Cambridge

Here she is: Barbara Windsor, Britain's best loved busty cockney love-biddy, star of the Carry on films and Eastenders and close friend of Gangsters Reggie and Ronnie Kray and Dale Winton.

She is shown here preparing for her recent dubbin-wrestle to the death with her sister Elizabeth, Queen of England. Barbara won the bout, thanks to her cheeky sense of humour and working-class roots, and is now our reigning sovereign. God bless Her!

Barbara's nickname "Babs" is due to her breasts.